i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future 

I need a boyfriend but i’m not sure where to find one

rsapberry:

the-fake-truth:

inbecillus:

an-idle-teen:

inbecillus:

I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else

I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship

I love food but I don’t want to get fat

I want money but dont want a job

look it’s my entire life in a post 

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud